The Cupcake of My Eye

I'm sorry, but Pinkie Pie is the bee's knees!

It's a Barry Allen Reference

"I don't care how many chemicals you drink. This lightning storm ain't gonna make you any faster!"

Electric Love Machine

When I was a wee lad, I promised myself I'd marry a rich MILF and buy myself a BMW. That was the plan.

It would be a four-door cuz that's some classy shit and cougars love class. Or maybe a convertible. Cougars love convertibles. Hell, I wasn't picky.

Loss

I don’t think Grant and I ever had problems before Labor Day weekend. I honestly believe that. We’d met each other at a rally in college, and, though I know it sounds cliché, I fell in love at first sight. We graduated, got engaged, and married in less than two years. I found work in advertising; he started up and invested in several businesses along the East Coast. Work forced him away from home a lot, but I was always happy when we were together. And I’m sure he was too. We had the type of love others envied.

The Point

Dr. Timothy K. Webber was an unmatched genius who had both a knack for bending the rules and, by all standard measurements, a dreadfully large ego. Fortunately, this made Dr. Timothy K. Webber an innovative force in the fields of quantum physics, high energy physics, Applied Compulsion, and condensed matter physics. Unfortunately, this also made him an insufferable jerk.

Who Is John Blake?

The Dark Knight Rises. It's coming. Some lucky people have already seen it, but so far I've been able to avoid the spoilers. I really want to enjoy the twists and turns I want to know if Batman dies.I want to know if Bane breaks his back. I want to know if Anne Hathaway is as bad a choice as I'd expect, or if she'll surprise me.

But there's one big question I'm tempted to find the answer to right now: Who is John Blake?

Hello, Ladies

There are billions of women living in the world today, each different in her own way. And for every one, there is someone in the world who wants only her, needs only her, and can love only her, fully and truly. Any doubt—any notion that one size fits all—is nothing short of absurd.

So "this above all: to thine own self be true."